Is anybody else sweating all of a sudden?
Don’t get me wrong, I love Pinterest, but sometimes it’s just so domestic and pink that it makes my teeth hurt. If pictures of baby animals wearing clothing don’t pop up on my homepage within the first minute or two of scrolling, I’m out.
Can’t a girl get a picture of a pig wearing a sunhat around here? Asparagus risotto? I just microwaved sweet and sour chicken for breakfast!
Here’s my problem: Since when did everyone I know get so goddamn domestic? Are you guys really making quilts from soda cans and popsicle sticks? Are you really doing all these ab-blaster workouts? It’s just a show, right? How many girl memos did I miss?
So I’ll happily follow your pins and watch from the sidelines. I’m sure I’ll even repin a couple of your pictures, because I really do like your plans for your master bedroom. But please understand, my room is barely big enough for my twin bed and I can’t even fit a gallon of milk in my refrigerator. So keep up the good work ladies, I look forward to pinning with you one day. For now though, I’ll see you on the “<3 CUTE <3″ boards, because they don’t make me sweat.